(Source: blahhaus)

thepacificrimjob:


sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash)

never-look-back-we-said:

Britney Spears

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(Source: thespookymissioner)

(Source: amalittlegirl)

science-junkie:

What is the Multiverse, and why do we think it exists? 

[…] Our observable Universe caps out at about 92 billion light-years in diameter, less than a thousand times as large in all directions as our previous scale. It contains some 10^80 atoms, clumped together in maybe a trillion galaxies, each with typically hundreds of billions of stars. But one of the most remarkable things about the Big Bang is that all of this, some 13.8 billion years ago, was once contained in a very small region of space, a region much smaller than our Solar System is today!

The thing that you might immediately wonder is whether there’s more Universe beyond the part that’s observable to us today, and — if so — how far does it go on? And what does it look like? And what are the physical laws in that part of the Universe?

Based on our observations of everything we’ve been able to see, from stars to galaxies to the leftover glow from the Big Bang to the matter in intergalactic space, we can learn some amazing things.

Read the full article by Ethan Siegel

zubat:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…

zubat:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…

Hydrogen sulfide is a lethal gas that is a result of anaerobic microbes in the digestive tract and as a result it is found in our farts but we adapted to it to sense it which is why farts smell so foul, it’s literally our body warning us to stay away

Farts are essentially lethal but we physically do not release enough to kill us

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

i just remembered i have webcam effects

*internally screaming*